Some good news for the straight fellows!

Dear heterosexual friends, once more, you are lucky! Turns out that according to Belgium's newspapers, HIV is something exclusively destined for foreign and gay people.
You see, no risk for you!
In the gay category, the reason seems to be that gay people only have short monogamous relationships (serial monogamy). Indeed, I never saw this behaviour with straight people! They all get immediately married and stay together forever, don't they?
The fact that it is anatomically much easier to transfer HIV to each other while having male-to-male sex has, without any doubt, nothing to do with it!
Wait, I here you say, just stop following your dirty instincts. Indeed, maybe straight people can also start with just holding hands. It would solve the overpopulation problem.

Let this be clear: even if gay people have sex without a condom, it's still unfair to discriminate them. Please stop thinking in terms of punishment for not following your heterosexual ideals. You are not the norm. Neither are gay people.